Friday, February 27, 2009

Vacation Memories...

"Dad, you don't trust me." - said by my 3-year old, about 13 years too early! I guess that is a hazard of having a young child and being minister to teenagers.

Wise-cracking Southwest flight attendant:

"Southwest IS a non-smoking flight. It is also non-complaining and non-whining flight. If you do feel the need to smoke, please feel free to step out on the wing and puff away. Please do not tamper with the smoke detector in the lavatory. Any damage will earn you a $2,000 fine. If you are willing to pay that kind of money to smoke one cigarette, you should be flying Delta right now!
If the oxygen masks drop down, and you have children, please put the mask on yourself before assisting your husband.
If you have any complaints, please take out a twenty dollar bill (nothing smaller.) Write down your complaint and hand it to me as I walk by. Enjoy your flight!"

I tied my father-in-law playing golf the other day. I'll get you one of these days, Steve!

My family is all back home with me now. It is cold outside, but the house is warm once again.

1 comment:

Amy Heldt said...

Did the flight attendant really say that? That's really funny.